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2004-02-09 - 10:16 p.m. The current mood of apexx420@yahoo.com at www.imood.com

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feeling: awesome. hearing: richard cheese, plus other crap.

i think i have a boil on my ass and it just popped.

didn't get to ride today.

fuck it.

there's always tomorrow...

oh wait, i'm getting another tattoo.

d'oh!

wednesday?

let's see.

my dna is everywhere.

i'm such a slut.

psycho semantic, addict, insane.

...

quote.

We were at a party

His ear lobe fell in the deep

Someone reached in and grabbed it

It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach

Everybody had matching towels

Somebody went under a dock

And there they saw a rock

It wasn't a rock

It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean

His air hose broke

Lots of trouble

Lots of bubble

He was in a jam

S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves

Mermaids wavin'

Wavin' to mermen

Wavin' sea fans

Sea horses sailin'

Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'

Clam shells clappin'

Muscles flexin'

Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let rock!

Boy's in bikinis

Girls in surfboards

Everybody's rockin'

Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire

Havin' fun

Bakin' potatoes

Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard

Put on the Lifeguard

Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray

There goes a manta-ray

In walked a jelly fish

There goes a dog-fish

Chased by a cat-fish

In flew a sea robin

Watch out for that piranha

There goes a narwhale

HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

!quote.

now that's some funny shit.

where have all the poets gone?

reality, existence, life, the universe, everything...

42.

jitbag.

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